Stay at the back, folks.

Every month, I attend this swing dance event in a neighboring county. At around 10:30, the ringmaster calls people onto the floor to do the Frankie Manning version of the shim sham dance routine. Those who can, that is. Others who want to try to follow along can stand behind the shim shammers or off to the sides.

Obviously, in situations like this, the ones who know the routine should stay up front, and the ones who don't (or who don't know it well) should stay behind them. After all, people tend to copy the ones in front of them, and the wrong moves can throw people off.

Once though, a bunch of foolish teens decided to occupy almost the entire front row. I was surprised at this, since I didn't figure that they knew the routine. Sure enough, they didn't, which ruined it for everyone else. The moves were pretty complex, and so these teens were floundering around, thus throwing off the people behind them.

You have to wonder about folks sometimes. I knew that these people were swing dancing newbies. You'd think that if you're still new to swing -- or indeed, any style of dance -- you'd want to sit back and observe before trying a routine that you don't know. If you don't know the electric slide, for example, then you'd probably choose to stay behind the ones who do know it well so that you can follow their moves. Heck most people would be understandably wary about looking too foolish, and so they naturally gravitate toward the back or the sides.

Instead, these folks stood in the front row, with only the ringmaster for them to observe. I just had to wonder, "What were they thinking?!?!" I know I should be charitable, and I understand that they didn't know what to expect. Still, I'm surprised that they didn't exercise a little bit more caution in an unfamiliar situation. That's just common sense.