Stay at the back, folks.

Earlier, I talked about these newbies who boldly occupied the front row during a shim sham routine, even though they had never seen it before. They were foolish, foolish kids. A sensible person wouldn't put himself or herself so firmly in the limelight without having at least SOME idea of what to expect.

A similar incident happened not long ago. I was in the front row, waiting for the shim sham routine to start. I saw that three newbies took up positions to my immediate left. I asked one of them, "Do you know this routine? Have you ever seen it before?" She said, "No, but I'm very good at following along."

Feeling a bit chagrined, I said, "Y'know, this isn't really the kind of dance that you can just follow along. It's pretty complex." I knew that could sound a bit condescending, so I added, "It's up to you, of course, but I'd recommend watching it first."

Sure enough, once the shim sham song started, they got lost very quickly. The lady to my left made some sort of exasperated sound, so I softly said, "I tried to warn you."