HBD, M.

Happy Birthday, Mother. Happy Birthday.

I don't want to write

I should be writing manuals tonight. I don't want to, though. I am so sick of writing.

Lousy customer service

I once ordered a pizza from this pizza joint, requesting light cheese (half as much cheese as usual). The cashier told me that it would be ready within 20 minutes, but 20 minutes later, they had not even put it into the oven yet. And when it was finally ready, the cashier tells me, "Okay, here is your pizza with EXTRA cheese. That'll be..."

I said, "Wait a minute. I asked for LESS cheese, not extra cheese. You're giving me the exact opposite of what I asked for."

"Well, will you pay for it anyway?" he asked. "We won't charge you anything extra."

I complained rather irately to the manager.

Stuff I want to do.

I'm trying to educate myself on a variety of things. This includes ancient Greek philosophy -- specifically, the work of Plato, Socrates, and Aristotle. I also want to brush up on my microelectronics. I would also like to learn more about the chemistry of cryopreserved peripheral blood mononuclear cells.

What else? I need to brush up on politics and current events. I've never been good at that. I also want to read a bunch of classical novels -- or at the very least, abridged versions thereof. I like making literary references, after all.

Would love to read "Don Quixote" someday.

There just isn't enough time though, and I need my sleep.

I heard it through the Crepevine

While on a business trip, I was scouting around for a good place to eat. Normally, I would check out an inexpensive pizza place or some manner of healthy eating (e.g. Boston Market). This crepe place caught my eye though, so I checked it out.

The dining there was wonderful! Loved the potatoes, and the crepe that I ordered was very flavorful. I forget what was in it, but it had some chicken and two types of cheeses.

Hopefully, it wasn't TOO fattening. I've love to try that place again someday.

Annoying people on a plane

I’m not terribly fond of travelling, and I especially hate flying for long distances.

Today, I took a long, long flight from North Carolina to California. The woman seated to my right brought her own meal on board, and it had a pretty strong odor. Sitting beside her was rather unpleasant at the time. I suspect that she was conscious of the odor though, because she seemed to be rushing to finish her meal.

Then there was the fella seated behind me. He was snoring very loudly, and several people kept looking his way. After a while, I discreetly tried tapping his knee in order to wake him up, but that didn’t work. He did wake up eventually, but would then promptly doze back off and start snoring immediately.

He also had a kid who kept kicking the armrest on my left-hand side. I had to keep turning to him and saying "Please stop doing that."

Good grief.

US Airways charges for drinks now?!??! And snacks, too?!?!?

I discovered that US Airways now charges for meals, snacks, and drinks that they serve on their flights. They must really be trying to cut back on their expenses. I can’t really complain, since I know that the airline industry is going through some pretty severe hardships right now.

I can’t help but think about Andre, a commercial pilot that I knew. It’s a safe bet that he doesn’t earn the same kind of salary that he used to command seven years ago. What a shame.

As an aside, I could use a raise myself.

Hailing a cab

I felt annoyed and then chagrined as I tried to hail a cab recently.

While on a business trip, I called this one cab to take me to the airport for my flight back home. The dispatcher said that it would take ten minutes. Well, 15 minutes elapsed, then 20. I called the dispatcher repeatedly, but got no reply. I have a feeling that he decided to take a break, and I was pretty annoyed.

I then saw a red cab park at a nearby coffeeshop, so I noted the telephone number on the cab and called it. Their dispatcher muddled around, talking to some co-workers and trying to figure out if they had any cabs in my area. As it turned out, the cab that I saw was available, so they told me that he'd be at my spot in 30 seconds.

Just then, I got a call from the driver from the original cab company that I called. He told me that he was right there, and that he could see me standing by this tree. At that point, I was tempted to blow him off; after all, he had kept me waiting for 25+ minutes, and I had just arranged for another ride. I decided to just take this opportunity though; after all, I needed the ride.

The driver fella turned out to be this very friendly guy from Yemen. He explained that he drove by my spot earlier, but was flagged down by this woman standing nearby. He naturally assumed that she was the one who called for the cab, which explained why he was so late.

So I went from being annoyed to chagrined. I also felt bad for that other cab company that I called. It was frustrating; I finally got ahold of a dispatcher and arranged for a ride, only to find out that it wasn't necessary anymore.

I'm trying to tell you!

I was kinda short with this one taxi dispatcher recently. I don't think that my reaction was unreasonable, but perhaps I could have been more patient.

I called this cab company, telling them that I was at a Starbucks and needed a ride to the airport. For whatever reason, the dispatcher didn't get what I meant (background noise, maybe?) and asked if I needed a ride to or from the airport. I explained the situation once again.

So he asked where I was. I told him, "I'm at the Starbucks at..." at which point he interrupted, "Yes. Where??!" At that point, I was getting pretty annoyed, and so I shot back, "I'm telling you!!!" and then, in a pique of frustration, hung up on the guy.

Maybe I could have been more patient with him. I do think that he should have at least let me finish instead of interrupting me in mid-sentence, though.

I hate to travel... or rather, to fly.

I hate flying, whether for business or pleasure. I'm not afraid of flying, but I do find it annoying.

Oh, there are perks to business travel. I like getting free meals, for example. I also like being able to rack up some perks on my credit cards. And sometimes, it's nice to see new places. Still, I'd prefer to stay home.

Besides, I never really get enough time to do any sight-seeing on these trips. I blew such an opportunity a few weeks ago, when I returned my rental car way too early. Oh, well.

It would help if I had company on these trips. Going sight-seeing alone just isn't very much fun.

A strange guy at the gym

There's this very strange guy at the gym. He's ambulatory and not obviously crippled in any way. He's overweight but not morbidly obese. Still, even though he looks like he's about my age, he moves like a 75-year-old whenever he sits in on our cardio classes.

I don't know what to make of him. The instructor tells us to march forward, and he just stays in place. We're told to pump our arms into the air, and he raises his hands to the height of his shoulders. He looks like he can move normally, but when it comes to basic exercise, he acts like an old man.

Now, I don't know the whole story here, and I want to be charitable. Still, he does seem like one of those guys who just moves lazily. You know, the kind of guy who's out of shape because he always uses the smallest, least strenuous motions that he can.

It's kinda hard to escape this conclusion. There are a good number of badly overweight people who attend these classes, but even though they're in pretty bad shape, most of them still move with more energy and alacrity. Ditto for most of the elderly people who attend these classes.

In a later post, I'll talk about some of the truly inspiring people who take these cardio classes. Boy, are they impressive!

Want to try these utilities

I need to try a couple of free third-party Windows utilities sometime. I'm talking about PrimoPDF and FastStone Capture. I currently use CutePDF for PDF printing and Paint Shop Pro for advanced screen captures, but these other utilities come highly recommended by PC World.

Speaking of which, I really miss Byte magazine. Too bad it was canned years ago.

Productive time

I like what this human resources person said on his or her blog. I think that the wisdom of what she wrote is lost on so many, especially when they manage people who work in technical or creative fields.

I especially like the following comment:

"I'm also thinking that I had hoped that as an economy we were moving away from measuring performance by face time and hours worked and measuring the value of our employees by the results they produce."

More on "colored"

In the previously mentioned discussion on the use of the term "colored person," one person offered the following mindnumbingly stupid response:

"If mere humans can name the president, a fact that changes far more rapidly, then mere humans can follow what terms are preferred by a substantial portion of the US population--terms that haven't changed in years. The "you can't complain because it all changes all the tiiiiime" excuse is ridiculous.... "

This person was owned by the following reply:

" #44 Yesterday, 11:36 PM
JThunder
Charter Member Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 9,624

Quote:
Originally Posted by jsgoddess
If mere humans can name the president, a fact that changes far more rapidly, then mere humans can follow what terms are preferred by a substantial portion of the US population--terms that haven't changed in years.

You can't be serious.

"First of all, the name of the President is an objective fact, easily looked up. The same cannot be said about preferred terminology. Just ask the Trekkers and the Trekkies.

Second, this isn't merely a question about which term is 'preferred.' Even if a term is not 'preferred,' that doesn't automatically make it offensive, outdated, or otherwise inappropriate.

And third, this very thread demonstrates that there is disagreement about the degree of propriety in using the term 'colored.' Heck, as I've pointed out, the majority of the respondents in this thread apparently disagree with you. What does that say about the ease of following whichever terms are preferred?

Again, I've known people to take offense at the term black, preferring the term 'African American.' I've known people who expressed the opposite preference instead. Which one of these groups is more worthy of your criticism?"

The word "colored"

I've been following an Internet discussion aobout how Lindsey Lohan described Obama as "colored." Most of the respondents considered this to be a non-issue, and one guy said that he can't muster up any outrage, given how much the "correct" term for blacks has changed through the years -- black, colored person, African American, person of color, and so forth.

To this, one twit responded by saying,

"So many times, huh? Frankly, I find it difficult to believe that someone who can't keep up with this sort of thing could be conversant with the internet or function in society.

I was born in 1971. There have been two terms taught to me in my lifetime as polite, both of which are still extant and both of which I use: Black and African-American. Two terms. This isn't something that changes every five seconds."

This person did not get much support from the others. They pointed out that the term "colored" was used well into the seventies, and that it was never considered impolite. I think that the following responses were pretty darned good.

"And if my complaint had been that I couldn't keep up with the terms, then your criticism would have some merit. Thankfully, that's not what I said, and I think you know it. I'm fully aware that the term "colored" is outdated.

My point is that it's foolish to express outrage at the use of this term, given that American society can't seem to settle on a suitably non-offensive term. Heck, on more than one occasion, I've seen people take offense at the term "black," even though most people don't seem to have trouble with it. This is just one of those situations where it's best to let it go."

"Would you care to tell the NAACP that they "can't keep up with this sort of thing" or that it's hard to believe they "could be conversant with the internet or function in society"? I'm sure that they'd appreciate your candid feedback."

"It seems silly to argue that there's no possible problem trying to keep track of what terms for minorities are considered non-offensive in a thread in which people seem to be having trouble deciding if a particular term is in fact non-offensive."

Sometimes it stinks to be needed.

Today, I had to make a business trip to Hershey, PA, the magical land where chocolate grows on trees. I had planned on leaving at noon. Unfortunately, my co-workers kept needing me for this, that, and the other thing. Argh

I had really planned on getting to my hotel room in the early evening so that I could kick back a little bit, get some exercise, get some reading done, and be well rested for my trip to the customer. That just didn't happen, though. It stinks.

Messing up the shim sham

During our monthly first Friday swing dance, we regularly do this shim sham routine. It's a lot of fun, and I look forward to it each month.

Tonight though, it was messed up by this small group of young people who had no idea what they were doing. They stood right at the front of the room, even though they had no idea what they were doing. Instead of doing the dance properly, they were just flailing around.

Now, I don't mind that; after all, everyone has to start somewhere. However, if you don't know how to do a particular dance, you probably shouldn't be standing at the front of the class. Go to the back where you won't be bothering anyone. Or if it's clear that you can't follow, drop out and stay on the sidelines. That's just common sense.

They meant well, and they were trying to have fun. Still, they obviously didn't realize that by flailing around in front of everyone else, they were distracting the dancers behind them and causing them to mess up. It was a disaster.

Don't get me wrong. I know that this is a small thing in the grand scheme of events. Still, it's an unfortunate incident that could have been easily avoided if these people had shown a little bit more common sense.

That creepy swing dancing guy again

In an earlier post, I mentioned Perry, this weirdo guy who keeps attending our local swing dance events. Tonight, a friend of mine told him off. Good for him.

Perry asked my friend to dance. She said, "No, I'd rather not. I think you were very inappropriate with a friend of mine. You don't take a woman that you've met for the very first time and start lifting her into the air...." and so forth, and so on. I didn't see everything that Perry was doing with the woman in question, but I did know that he just doesn't grasp the concept of swing dance propriety.

You go, girl. Hopefully, this guy will tone things down. Now, if we could just get him to stop pressing his face so close to his partner with this look of orgasmic ecstacy on it.

And heck, it wouldn't break my heart if he were to stop attending altogether.

Palin acquittal

So an investigative panel acquitted Sarah Palin of wrongdoing in the TrooperGate scandal. One scoffer replied by saying,

"Palin appoints the members of the Personnel Board. I would assume the Alaska state legislature is elected. Both hired (different) independent investigators.

I'm sure everyone will forgive me if I'm not very surprised that the board Palin herself appoints has cleared her of any wrongdoing."

However, a saner head replied by saying,

"The personnel board is indeed appointed by the governor. That said most were appointed by her predescessor, only one reappointed by her, and Alaska law allegedly protects them from dismissal without cause."

Work

I am feeling so exhausted. Business trips, church work, household chores, Christmas stuff, and lots of extra hours at work. In fact, I have to put in a few hours tonight. (Argh.) I'm not willing to give up my exercise time though, which makes my time even shorter. Rats.