Friday, July 04, 2008

Tipping annoyances

There's this one group of people that I used to have lunch with on almost a weekly basis. One of these guys was a bit of a social misfit and a control freak. For example, after eating, he would compute everybody's 15% tip down to the last penny and insist that we pay that amount.

The rest of us thought this was inconvenient and annoying. One of us said, "Look, do we have to do this every stinkin' time? The tip doesn't have to be exact. Besides, some of us will pay more, and some will pay less. We'll all pay whatever we think is right."

"But 15% is the standard. It's the correct tip to pay."

"No, it's not." we replied. "You might want to pay more for good service or less for lousy service. And maybe some of us are a bit strapped for cash and can't tip as much as we'd like to. Either way, it should be an individual decision."

"No," he said. "We have to do this the right way."


This same bozo would also complain if anybody left pennies as part of their tip. I remember the ruckus he raised one day. Another person replied, "So, what's wrong with that? It's legal tender. There's no rule that says you shouldn't use pennies to pay your tip. Besides, they can always get the pennies changed for larger coins if they need to."


This guy was a character, to say the least.